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click the + for a great dash! :)

(Source: inscendo)

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meladoodle:

i want my wedding vows to be an intense rap battle with my spouse-to-be

Posted 5 hours ago

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

Posted 5 hours ago
evievstheworld:

I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT

evievstheworld:

I JUST SPAT OUT MY MILK AT THIS GOD DAMN IT

(Source: aradiamegido)

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  1. friend: you should've come with us!
  2. me: an invitation might have helped